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Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings. -- John Kea
Pick another fortune cookie.
Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensional hyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformational sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck .
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Pig, n.: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI.
You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of yo...
PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the American Express card and a weapon.
The world is yours today, as nobody else wants it. Your mortgage will be fore...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
This means (a) one of the tail lights is broken; you should blow you...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant.
(b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille....
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. -- Don Marqui

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