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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincol...
Necessity is a mother.
Neckties strangle clear thinking. -- Lin Yutang
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.
People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large ba...
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy

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