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Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is on fire, Your children will burn!
So jump ye and sing, for The very first time The four lines above Have been put into rhyme....
Laetrile is the pi
Langsam's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots.
Remember?...
Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....

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