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I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn.
By accident I put the car key in the door lock. The house started up....
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." -- Mark Twai
I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.
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I was playing poker the other night ... with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific". -- Steven Wrigh
I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.
I strained it to expose its weaknesses....
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that it took seven others to beat him!

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