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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey...
I'm rated PG-34!!
I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ...
I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
-- English Professor, Providence College...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculou
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-Gene...
I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's live
I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality. My...
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was this little hole in the bottom .
.. -- John Croll...
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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