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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes on the same day.
I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer" -- Senator Clagho
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatne
And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting....
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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