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I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
-- George McGove...
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinso
... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM of a KOSHER DELI!!
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- e. e. cumming...
I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door, She's traversed me seven times before....
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get....
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

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