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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire...
I'll grant thee random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part....
I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood." -- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]...
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm going down to Washington, D.
C. I'll tell some power broker What they did for Iacocca Will be perfectly acceptable to me!...
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

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