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If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming...
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. -- Roy Santoro
If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far." -- Paul White
If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z.
_X is work. _Y is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstei...
If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1 passes.
Someone in the group has to be the manager. -- T. Cheatham...
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulde...
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.

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