Miscellaneous Collections

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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster.
-- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Gla...
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead .
.. -- M...
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.

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