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• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick.
  Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold....