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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gray's Law of Programming: `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as `_n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n'...
Great minds run in great circles.
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY #21 -- July 30, 1917 On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then- Senator Warren G.
Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them of...
Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Grub first, then ethics." -- Bertolt Brech
Gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth.
-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Snigle...
Gyroscope, n.

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