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Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost.
Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld
Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.
concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.
-- Thom McLeod...
Condense soup, not books!
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vrie...

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