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Bumper sticker: "All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture
Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. -- J. McCabe
Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure.
Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
Burn's Hog Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank i...
But as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind.
The evidence (including confession)...
But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws.
But I don't like Spam!!!!
But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand.
Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as we can tell....
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "R...

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