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• You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." -- Gary Gidde
• Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do. -- Gary Novak
• Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
  -- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
• The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth
  2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....