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The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
-- Jean-Paul Kauffma...
The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw...
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogbo
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. -- Abbie Hoffma
The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death.
He apparently fell backward by accident on a d...

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