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The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
Since...
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
-- Justice Louis D. Brandei...
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstei
The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back, which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus.
Guaranteed to be at least 5000 years old....
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith...
The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
-- Monty Pytho...
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

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