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The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.
-- Lao Tsu...
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!
(I found it!) but "That's funny ..." -- Isaac Asimov...
The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said...
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
-- D. Letterma...
The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your right to bare arms!

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