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The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
If you ask...
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light; They'd rather stay at home at night....
The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
-- Anatole France...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #10: SIMPLE SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment.
This language, developed at the Hanover College for Techno...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "S" in its character se
users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said ...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13: SLOBOL SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.
Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile...

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