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The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Helle...
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?" I k...
The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.
-- McCloctnik the Lucid...
The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!...
The first time, it's a KLUDGE! The second, a trick.
Later, it's a well-established technique! -- Mike Broido, Intermetric...
The following quote is from page 4-27 of the MSCP Basic Disk Functions Manual which is part of the UDA50 Programmers Doc Kit manual
As stated above, the host area of a disk is structured as a ve...
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions and by a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
-- Dave Barry...
The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the number of your kids by 32 teeth.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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