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The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End.
This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End....
The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES The one who has the gold makes the rules.
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics.

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