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The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever .
.. and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three yea...
... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I...
The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to devise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation.
-- Lew Mammel, Jr....
The misnaming of fields of study is so common as to lead to what might be general systems laws.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
-- Laurence J. Pete...
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamso
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.

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