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• The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• LONGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
  Among the Jews observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian versio...
• Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with
  and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone....
• MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religio
  in Constantinople, one who does. -- Ambrose Bierce...