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Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.
-- J. Finnegan, USC....
That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" -- Foghorn Legho
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parke...
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.
-- Dwight MacDonald...
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper -- Thomas Jefferso
The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory....

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