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The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown Races".
Nobody has to stand up for it, nobo...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion.
Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability....
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. -- Bill Murray
The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY menu item, would be a food unit called the "patty," consisting of -- this would be guaranteed in writing -- "100 percent animal matter of some kind.
All patti...
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman....
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Field

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