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The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to eat.
-- John McNulty...
The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should therefore be hushed.
A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated....
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?

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