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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley...
Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Ogden Nash...
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
-- R. Gei...
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....
Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian ....
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.

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