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• Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
  I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Ogden Nash...
• Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
  I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Angels and ministers of grace, defend us! Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd
  Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell, Be thy intents wicked or charitable, Thou comest in such a questionable shape That I will speak to thee...
• T were vain to tell thee all I feel, Or say for thee I 'd die.
  -- J. A. Wade (1800-1875) -- 'T were vain to tell...
• I have peppered two of them: two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits.
  I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face...
• I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
  -- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom I...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.