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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care
o spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influe...
Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." -- Shakespeare
Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
--Professor W....
Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon .
.. Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and p...
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -- Andrew Young
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
-- Nero Wolfe...

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