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• Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
  -- Professor W....
• Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
  -- Professor W....
• Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
  -- Professor, EECS, George Washington University I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year....
• Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
  -- Eugene Ionesco...
• I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter.
  Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins-- The other kind don't matter. -- Robert W. Service...
• Bad and Wrong adj. [Durham, UK] Said of something that is both badly designed and wrongly executed.
  This common term is the prototype of, and is used by contrast with, three less common terms - Bad and Right (a kludge, something ugly but functional)...
• Ink: substance to apply before using liquid paper. Liquid Paper: see ink.
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....