Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

baroque: adj. Feature-encrusted; complex; gaudy; verging on excessive.
Said of hardware or (esp....
Baroque: (def.) When you are out of Monet!
BARRACK, n. A house in which soldiers enjoy a portion of that of which it is their business to deprive others.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BARRY.. That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
bar-tacking: sideways veering when approaching or leaving a mountain tavern.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Bart: "But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: "No, I'm not. I'm hopping on the band wagon....
Bart ... don't! Uh-uh, baby. I *have* to!
Bartel: "Can I help you, sir?" Scott: "Oh, I don't think so, lassie, but I'll let you know if you can.
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Bartender! Another Beer!
Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking.

< previous

949

950
951
952
953
954
955
956
957
958
11174
next >