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Barney: The only known Molestasaur in existance.
Barney: The reason Mr. Rogers now feels macho.
Barney, turn around and back this way... right over this meat grinder!
Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
Barney: What you get when you choke a smurf.
Barney... Windows... Is there a connection?
Barney/Xuxa '96 - Leadership through brainwashing kid
Barnum was wrong ... it's more like every 30 seconds.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
barometer: scientific instrument used to locate mountain taverns.
see brake bar. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...

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