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• Bartender, set up a tab for me. Richard's buying the beer!
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly] Ma
  You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife. Ba...
• A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
• Hey, you're still moving... have another beer.
• Scotty, beam me down another beer! (BUURRP!)
• Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets another beer. -- Chee
• Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.