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Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bartender, set up a tab for me. Richard's buying the beer!
Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
.. "proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpso...
Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?
Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do....
Bart: "I think this guy's a little crazy." Grandpa
General Patton was a little crazy. This guy's totally out of his mind!...
Bart, meet the new champ." -- Lisa in "Burp Contest" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso
Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
Bart: "You gotta help me! These two guys work me night and day.
They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor....
Bart, you say butt kisser like it's a bad thing!
-- Homer in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
Base 10 numbers are still not accepted by a number of older people who grew up with shillings and crowns.

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