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Base is the slave that pays. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act ii, Sc. 1
Base wealth preferring to eternal praise.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxiii, Line 368...
Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery.
bashie: climber who pendulums out of control. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile to if my poop was cubed!
BASIC: [acronym, from Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code] n.
Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward
Basically a dog person.
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
Basically, there are three ways to lose money, racing being the quickest of the three, women being the pleasantest, and farming being the most certain way of the three.

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