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BATF Cafeteria Menu: Blackened Baby Back Ribs.
Bathing Beauty: A girl worth wading for...
BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
The man who taketh a steam bath He loseth all the skin he hath, ...
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
BATHROOMS A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in a typical American wome...
Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
bathtub curve: n. Common term for the curve (resembling an end-to-end section of one of those claw-footed antique bathtubs) that describes the expected failure rate of electronics with time
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Batman didn't write any plays." "Yeah, but Shakespeare didn't beat up any crooks.
-- Overheard at a sci-fi convention by Jerry Boyajia...
Batman does it with Robin.
Batman is a menace to society...

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