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BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they se...
BASILISK, n. The cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched form the egg of a cock.
The basilisk had a bad eye, and its glance was fatal....
Basis for appeal: My client has $500 left.
Basketball players do it to score.
Basketball players score more often.
BASSISTS do it with their finge
Bassoonists have long ones.
BASS PLAYERS just pluck a
BASTARD Commonly used word for an illegitimate person.
Approximately 98% of traffic wardens are illegitimate....
Bastardo! Bastardo! ...'Barrister'...? No...Bastardo!
...'Embarrassment'?..You're embarrassed?...I'm embarrassed?... -- Spaniard and Edmund : Chai...

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