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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.
• We've got the Stanley Cup baby. UH-HUH!
• You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!
• Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
  Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
• Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...