Miscellaneous Collections

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Man, n.: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
His chief occupation is extermination of othe...
Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the othe...
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor.
Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing....
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...

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