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Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.
Therefore, users tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space....
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good joke is.
Man 2: OK, what is the most impo--- Man 1: ______TIMING!...
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomli
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft .
.. and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor....
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twai
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butle...
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstei...

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