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Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right.
If everything did, you'd be out of a job....
Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently than they do.
-- Turgenev...
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
-- Frank Zappa...
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
-- Arnold Benne...
Mother is the invention of necessity.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a consta
he population is growing....
Multiply in your head" (ordered the compassionate Dr.
Adams) "365,365,365,365,365,365 by 365,365,365,365,365,365....
Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right." A...

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