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My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter....
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!
!" -- Zippy the Pinhead...
My pen is at the bottom of a page, Which, being finished, here the story end
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done, But stories somehow lengthen when begun....
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley...
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varie
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