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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis: If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roo
Money is the root of all wealth.
Moon, n.: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.
See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC)....
Mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
MORE SPORTS RESULTS: The Beverly Hills Freudians tied the Chicago Rogerians 0-0 last Saturday night.
The match started with a long period of silence while the Freudians waited for the Rogerians to...
More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction....

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