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Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is described as being n-dimensional.
Like modern sex, any number can play. -- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quinc...
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffe
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Sho
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barto
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
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