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Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average America
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?
I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks....
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
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