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Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie
Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate....
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Millihelen, adj: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz...
Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote." Having abstained...
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail.
I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of i...
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistol
hey may buy shotguns freely, however....

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