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Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print.
At these interest rates, we don't need it....
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
Frankly...
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human kind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can....
Look out! Behind you!
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.
You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox...
Loose bits sink chips.
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!

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