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Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay...
Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex.
They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects....
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.
Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brow...
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX
Don't you envy people who Do all the things ___YOU want to do?...

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