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I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.
Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scie...
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship.
I like a state of c...
I drink to make other people interesting." -- George Jean Natha
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
I for one cannot protest the recent M. T. A. fare hike and the accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.
For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages tha...
I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." -- Mae We

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