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• I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys. -- Famous Last Word
• I had my car's alignment checked. It's chaotic evil!
• It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
  And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
• I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key.
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...